There was a fella once running for a train, and he’s carrying a pair of gloves, this man. He drops a glove on the platform, but he doesn’t notice. And then later on, inside the train, he’s sitting by the window and he realizes that he’s just got this one glove left. But the train’s already started pulling out of the station, right? So what does he do? He opens the window and he drops the other glove onto the platform. That way, whoever finds the first glove can just have the pair.
kickstarter to get me to meet Danny DeVito so I can give him a bouquet of roses
i’m literally about to cry this is so cute
when you look up hank on google images it literally just says
"minerals" "toilet" "angry"
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
when someone uses the world frickle or frickle frackle or any variations to refer to having sex im just like…. how can i fly someone asap to jupiter so i dont have to hear them talk anymore